Even if I didn’t have the academic calendar right at my desk, I could easily tell that the final push to the end of the semester is upon the students. I’m gathering up some quotes that I’m using for our new table signs (which are still a work in progress) and I thought I would post these early. Here’s a sampling:
“Complaining does not work as a strategy. We all have finite time and energy. Any time we spend whining is unlikely to help us achieve our goals. And it won’t make us happier.” -Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
” Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do. ” -Apple Inc.
“In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.” -Robert Frost
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” -Groucho Marx
“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” -Douglas Adams
“If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself.” -Einstein
“You never fail until you stop trying.” -Einstein
“You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
What mood is that?
Last-minute panic.”-Calvin and Hobbes
“Calvin: I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! Want to see my book report?
Hobbes: (Reading Calvin’s paper) “The Dynamics of Interbeing and Monological Imperatives in Dick and Jane: A Study in Psychic Transrelational Gender modes.”
Calvin: Academia, here I come!” “-Calvin and Hobbes
“What is the point of being alive if you don’t at least try to do something remarkable?” -John Green, Paper Towns